Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Oh, man, I've been DYING to use this pic...

"What Terry was doing was describing his situation as being very frustrating and difficult"
This is the line lawyer David Houston is selling.....





So the Hulkster's wife threw his ass to the curb, with an October divorce-trial date.



Climbing to the top of the ropes, the Mr. Nanny star had this to say:

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife...I totally understand O.J. I get it."



His lawyer's comment, justifying the Hulkamania:

"because of spirituality, training and belief that it's in god's hands , he never went in that direction"

Am I the only one that believes:

1. One can't train to not horrificaly slay your wife along with a man who may or may not just be returning glasses?

2. Steroids shrink more than you think?

3. If god suffered a horrible sawmill accident that left him handless, we might have Eric Bana and Ed Norton fighting for the bio-pic role?

Sparking Houston's line, Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, former professional pretend-athlete, former reality-tv "star" and former normal person's Words of Wisdom:

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat,"

Wow, Mr. WWF, WTF ?

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